Snacktacular

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After their self-titled debut, left fans hungry for more, geek rock band Bolonium expanded their line-up, musicianship, and pant size to bring you SNACKTACULAR, a delicious sophomore album. Accompanied by 11 music videos, SNACKTACULAR explores brainy existential themes such as incontinence, indecisiveness, and indigestion. So stand up and leapfrog over to your favorite music vendor for the straight factoids from Bolonium!


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released September 24, 2019

Richard Taylor - VOX/Accordion
Tim Johnson - Lead Guitar
Bonnie Finley - Drums
Paul Day - bAss

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Track Name: Snacktacular
While walking down the Street.
We Found a piece of meat.
It was out of place maybe from outer space!
We thought it looked aright, so we went and took a bite.
That's all it took and then we were hooked.

We know that it is the Greatest! YA!
We know that it is Nutritious! YA!
We know that it is Delicious! YA!
You know what I YAM Talking About!

What you talking bout ?

It's Snacktacular!

“Now who here can tell me the atomic weight of Bolonium? Yes you, Young Boy....”
“Delicious?”
“That's Right! I would have also excepted Snacktacular!”

We know that it is the Greatest! YA!
We know that it is Nutritious! YA!
We know that it is Delicious! YA!
You know what I YAM Talking About!

What you talking bout ?

It's Snacktacular!
Track Name: Pain in the Brain
This Stress.
What a Mess.
I've got a million things to do today.
And I'm trapped, but I'm back.
and I'm responsible for that.
so Let's Go! On with the show.
But if you only knew....

I got the Past on my brain.
I got the Future on my brain.
I got Computers on my brain.

I got Sleep on my brain.
I've got Sex on my brain.
I got my EX on my brain.

I got Neitche on my brain.
Christian Ricci on My brain.
I've got a Pain in my Brain!

Hear what I say?
no ones gonna listen to me anyway.

So Fake and Awake.
the days are just way to long...
and guess what? Chicken Butt!
A Small Wonder marathon is on.
This is Fun and I'm Numb.
Where have all the Cowboy's Gone?

I got Froot Loops on the brain.
I got a Mucus on the brain.
I've got George Lucas on the brain.

I got Donald on the brain.
I've got Daffy on my brain.
I've got Ducks on my brain.

I got Booty on my brain.
I got Judge Judy on my brain.
Ive got a pain in my brain.

Hear what I say?
no ones gonna listen to me anyway.

Cross the T's and Dot the J's I care to much thats what they say.
Every day is more bad news so mind your P's and your Q's.

I got Clutter on the brain.
I got your Number on my brain.
I've got your Mother on my brain.

I got porno on the brain.
Got Carl Winslow's on the brain.
I've got a Pain in the Brain!

I got a pain in the brain !!! x5
Track Name: Stood Up
I met a girl online
and she was looking fine.
I asked her out and what do you know?
She was a no-show.

I got stood up.
I got let down.
I got stood up on a date at Chicken Fil-ay
I got stood up.
I got let down.
There was someone I was supposed to meet at Applebees.

I had a date but I must have missed her
when I showed up late to the Sizzler.
And then I must've wore the wrong apparel
to the Crackur Barrel

So stand up!

I got stood up.
I got let down.
Then I actually fell down and took a spill
at the Macaroni Grill.

And then I got ditched at Arby's.
That's just wrong.
But when she showed up 5 hours late,
she brought her boyfriend along!

So stand up!

I met a girl online
(He met a girl online)
and she was looking fine.
(And she was looking fine)
I asked her out and what do you know?
She said she'd come to the Bolonium show.

I met a girl online
(He met a girl online)
and she was looking fine.
(And she was looking fine)
I asked her out and what do you know?
She said she'd come to the Bolonium show.

I got stood up.
I got let down.
I got stood up and let down all over this town.

I got stood up.
I got let down.
I got stood up and let down all over this town.

So stand up!
Track Name: Corlick Sisters
When I say Lenny's! You Say Denny's!
LENNY'S! DENNY'S! LENNY'S! DENNY'S!

The Two Old Ladies who represented Denny's.

Wham! Bam! Thank You, Mam,
Just gimmie that Grand Slam with Ham!

Always Open if you want to get Breakfast or Lunch or Dinner even on Christmas.

It isn’t very funny when your Moons over My Hammy
isn’t cooked the way you wanna.

We're gonna sip our coffee
and complain about society
Then leave a lousy tip
I guess there's no sense of morality.

$1.99 are you out of your Mind!?

The Two Old Ladies who represented Denny's are DEAD!
Track Name: Leap Frog
Hey there lady, what's your name?
How about you and me play a little game?
Now I ain't talking Parcheesi, and Hungry Hungry Hippo's too easy.
We could play Mousetrap but I lost some of the parts,
you could ride my Power wheels but the batteries aren't charged.
And We'd have to have enough heads....
to play heads up 7 Up.

Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, cause you just wanted to play LEAPFROG!

I spy with my little eye,
you playing peek-a-boo with a friend of mine.
Now that guy likes to brag he let you capture his flag
But my super-soaker is way more rad,
and my dad could beat up his dad.
So go ahead and get your cootie catcher out,
and tell me do we get a mansion, attic, shack or house?

Inka Dinka bottle of ink, cork fell out and you just wanted to play LEAPFROG!

Red Rover, Red Rover......
Your The Talk of the Town
On the Playground.
You're Getting me down.
It's Game Over.

Eeenie meanie miny moe, catch a tiger by the toe.
You and me sitting in a tree, p-l-a-y-i-n-g LEAPFROG!

She wasn't having it with hopscotch.
She didn't care about my pogs.
I got no rochambeau.
I guess its back to pocket pool.
Track Name: Cosplay Suit
I've waited all year long
to dress up for the con
I'll put my costume on
pretend I'm big and strong

Yes it's that time again
I'll become facebook friends
and pose for pictures with
a dozen Harley Quinns

Slave Leia was a babe
She's probably half my age
I'd rather play vidja games
than conversate anyways

Money I'll hemorrhage
There's another drunk Rick
Is it just me or do those anime kids
seem so incestuous?

Standing in line to meet the dad from Ferris Beuller
I can't believe I drank so much Ecto Cooler
I was about to bust, but by the time I got to the pisser
I had to ask Gandalf the wizard to help me unzip my zipper

But it was too late
Cause I just Peed a Little in my cosplay suit...it's the truth.
I just Peed a little in my cosplay suit.... its the truth.

Doesn't Spiderman ever use the can?
Doesn't Dr. Who ever use the Loo?
Doesn't Frodo ever have to go?
Doesn't Wolverine ever have to peen...
like me? Like me? Like me?

Soggy, I hit the floor
Assimilate just like the Borg
I'll try to use the force
On Voldemort and Dumbledore

This fiction I adore
Escapism I want more
And I will try to ignore
That I'm a consumer whore

I sure hope no one notices this giant pee stain
I can't believe I just high fived Dean Cain

This is so embarrassing, yet it is pleasantly warm though
I can't believe I shook hands with Kevin Sorbo

But listen, I'm a big boy, yeah I ain't no whiner!
I can't believe I gave a hug to Brent Spiner

“And he was such a nice guy...
I mean you don’t expect celebrities to be nice but he was really cool.”

And it made me pee a little in my cosplay suit...its the truth.
I just Peed a little in my cosplay suit.... its the truth.

“Now if you ever peed in your cosplay suit
Do the Bladder Dance! Like this.... like this, like this, gotta take a wiz.”

Doesn't Iron Man ever use the can?
Doesn't Pikachu ever take a poo?
Doesn't Deadpool ever drown a stool?
Doesn’t Master Luke ever blast a duke?
Does Donatello let the yellow mellow?
Is Wesley Crusher a double Flusher?
Don't stormtroopers ever use the pooper like me?
Like me? Like me?
Track Name: Factoids
I've got the factoids
Wanna share them with you
I got the factoids
And you know that they're true
I got the factoids
It's too late to avoid
Once you've got the factoids
There's no going back, boys!

It's a Fact, Jack, that I read today..
a broken clock is right at least twice a day.
One in every person shakes an eight ball.
There's a reboot of the Goonies coming next Fall.

Society is just a fantasy.
Take a look at this dead Celebrity.
And Read this article I found it on the Net.
I didn’t check the Facts but it Got me Upset.

Did You Know?
You can Download this APP to signal virtue


Did You Know?
At a Click of a Button, I can be Smarter than You!

Everybody’s a reporter!
Get your Facts all up in Order!
Everybody’s a reporter!
So you better check the Facts!

I got the factoids
and they're making me itch
I got the factoids
The truth hurts like a bitch
Oh these factoids
Yes you might get annoyed
But once you got the factoids,
You ain't Going back, boys!

Yeah, Baby, this is where we break it down.
You better open up! Gonna Lay down some Facts!
Gonna take you to school!
I don’t want none of that Fake News!
No, no, no, no, Just want the Facts!
It might be hard to swallow...
but you got to follow your nose straight to the Facts!

(BRIDGE)
Arguing for the sake of...
Track Name: Dog in a Hot Car
I'm a Dog in a really Hot Car.
with the windows rolled down just a bit so I can breathe.
My owner Dog Gone left me in the car.
Is he ever coming back?
Gotta sit here and relax cause I'm a Dog.

Where's He Goin?
What's He Gonna Do?
He didn’t even leave me with a bone to chew.
Oh, I wonder why he left me here to die.
Hey, I found an old Mc Donalds French Fry.

I'm a Dog in a really Hot Car.
with the windows rolled down just a bit so I can breathe.
My tiny Dog Brain is gonna need some Air.
Is he ever coming back? Does he even really care?

Is he coming back?
Is he bringing me some Treats?
If he not here soon I'm gonna pee on his seats.
Who are these strangers with there shopping carts?
Back off bitch my bites worse than my bark!

I'm a Dog in a really Hot Car.
with the windows rolled down just a bit so I can breathe.
My owner Dog Gone left me in the car.
Is he ever coming back?
Gotta sit here and relax

Someone let me out!
I wanna dig a hole
I wanna drink some water from the toilet bowl.
My tongue is hanging out and my nose is really shiny!
Someone let me out so I can sniff your heiny.
Make me roll over!
Make me wanna Beg!
Watch me shake my paw!
And watch me hump your leg.

D-O-G that Spells DOG!
C-A-R that Spells CAR!
Track Name: Semantic Satiation
Girl...
Love...
Okay...
Fine...
Sorry...
Words...
Lyrics...
Over...
Done...
Thanks...
Good Bye...

Say it again!
What does that mean?
It just sounds like...

Semantic Satiation
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Track Name: Indecisive
Where you wanna go?
What you wanna do?
You gotta make a choice
it's all up to you.

Should I go with Red?
Or should I go with Black?
Should I eat my lunch?
Or should I send it back?

Time to make the call
what you waitin' for?
How do you fix a problem
when there's always more!

Decisions...
Decisions...
Decision Makers

Need to make an answer
how to devise.
no one really knows
its a roll of the dice.

Having one option
is never good enough
why is making something simple
like deciding so tough?

I don't Know that is all
Ill shake my Eight Ball.

Please make a decision!
What's it going to be?
Yes or No?!

Indecisive! I'm Indecisive
Now how am I gonna make my mind
Maybe I'll flip a coin!
Heads tails you call it.

Seems like when I
make a choice.
its always the wrong one
always the case.

Gotta select
but I'm never in the mood
gotta get the getting
while the gettings good.

Determine, Determine
What is your answer?

That One? I dunno?
How bout that One?
There's just to many options

Indecisive! I'm Indecisive!
Not to offensive.

Indecisive! I'm Indecisive!
And Hyper Sensitive.

Boy, you better better make up your mind!
Track Name: Schadenfreude
My dumb life's a comedy
Shouldn't be funny but it's funny to me.
Stressed out people is all I see
Shouldn't be funny but it's funny to me
You can laugh about most anything,
Cuz you never know what tomorrow will bring
So you better laugh now at life's absurdity
That shouldn't be funny but it's funny to me
Shouldn't be funny

LOL means "laugh out loud"
And I laugh aloud when I'm not allowed
If you're serious then so be it
But I chuckle when it's inappropriate
In the darkest times, there's humor to find
Maybe it's cuz I got a dirty mind
I'm overjoyed when you're annoyed
I guess I got a case of the Schadenfreude!

When life gets rough and people seem mean
Try to remember we're just all poop machines.
You can shake your fist and wonder, "why why why why?"
It doesn't make a difference, because we all must die die die die die

Murphy's law comes back to bite
Shouldn't be funny but it's funny to me
You lost your head but you survived
Shouldn't be funny but it's funny to me

You can laugh about most anything,
Cuz you never know what tomorrow will bring
So you better laugh now at our society
That shouldn't be funny but it's funny to me
Shouldn't be funny

I can't help but smirk at the absurd
I hope we can laugh together while the world burns
but not cuz we're mean spirited,
Our philosophy's just a little twisted.
We're grown-ass men dancing onstage
I better wisen up and start acting my age.
Is it schadenfreude, or shooden-frood?
You better shut your mouth while you chew your food!

When life gets tough and you have a broken heart
try to remember somewhere someone's trying not to fart.
You can get all existential, and wonder, "why why why why?"
It doesn't make a difference because we all must die die die die die

It's not sad. It's funny. It's funny. So funny.
The fact we even get sad... it's kinda funny.
Don't you think it's funny? Aw come on where's your sense of humor?
Ha ha ha
Laugh along with me...I don't hear you laughing...laugh louder

I'm not trying to be insensitive, I just surely hope that when
We're in our darkest moments humor can lift us.

Cuz you can laugh about most anything
Cuz you never know what tomorrow will bring
So you better laugh now at life's absurdity
That shouldn't be funny but it's funny to me
Shouldn't be funny....