Bolonium

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Austin A Flying right off the screen of an early 80s MTV video, Bolonium's debut album is a super fun, quirky lo-fi journey. Like Barnes & Barnes and DEVO before them, this band has crafted an effortlessly catchy, cohesive, and (above all else) interesting record. Favorite track: Skip it: To the Money Shot.
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Self titled first album from the only band that is full of "Bolonium"
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released May 5, 2015

Music and Lyrics by Richard Taylor and Tim Johnson

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Track Name: Blast Off
Blast off! Blast On!

Attention earthlings better take me to your leader…
I'm your inter stellar fella, and your number one cadet

My cosmic powers will really blow your circuits
When I moon walk you know I really work it (work it)

I got the rocket fuel and you just gotta burn it
Come on baby, get stuck in my orbit!

The Sky’s the limit, we might no make it back.
I'll travel light years away , I hope you brought a snack

and Once I’m done with duty, you know that I’ll be FAMOUS!
I’ll crash my rubber rocket straight into PLUTO?

Get your systems checked , cause were going on a mission.
Countdown on the launchpad, to ignition.

Blast Off ! Blast On!
Mission Control !
Rock and Roll!

“Uh Houston I think we have a problem”
“Captain she cannot take no more”
“That’s one giant leap for man, one small step for Bolonium”
“Dave I’m afraid I can't allow you to do that”
"Klattu, Barada, Nikto"
“Jane stop this crazy thing”
“Great Shot kid now don’t get cocky”

Countdown on the launchpad, to ignition.

Mission Control (Blast off! )
Rock and Roll (Blast on! )
Track Name: She's Wow
Lipstick lips and a luscious set of hips. She’s got the whole crowed of heads turnin’ in to droolin’ chimps. She’s got cotton candy panties and socks up to her knee’s. I can’t look away cause she’s got her eyes on me.

I’m starting to shut down. I can’t think straight. I got to get her number got to ask her on a date. I can’t control my feelings I’m starting to turn soft, cause all she does is lead me on a ride I can’t get off.

Oh How (WOW)
You make me wanna smile, dance and sing.
You make me wanna rip my brain right outta my skull.
You make me wanna buy you everything.
You make me feel completely invisible.

Wow!

Harmonizing eye’s that could hypnotize and a lovely pair of thighs
that could paralyze. She’s got the hottest little body that I’ve ever seen. Oh I hope to sweet Jesus that she’s eighteen.

I’m starting to get to the point where I lose control. I can’t sleep or even think till I reach the goal. Just when I think I found her I realize. that I’m lost, cause all she does is lead me on a ride I can’t get off.

Oh How (WOW)
You make me wanna fight until I win the battle.
You make me question all the choices in my life.
You make me wanna watch sleepless in Seattle.
You make me wanna cut my eyes out with a knife.
She’s wow

I like her but she doesn't like me.
She likes me but I don’t like her. (X6)

Oh How (WOW)
You make me feel like their could never be another.
You make me stay in bed and never see the sun.

You make me wanna introduce you to my Mother.
You make me write a stupid song like this one.

I don’t care care about anything that you do.
I hope you die and go to hell, but don’t forget I love you.
Track Name: Side Kick!
Out of the night when the full moon is bright.
I’ll fight by your side while waring these tights.
Cause I'm a boy wonder and I'm wondering about you.
I know your secret identity and I know you know mine too!

But I
Don’t wanna be lover baby that wouldn’t do the trick.
Don’t wanna be your lover baby Just wanna be your side kick.
Just wanna be your side kick.

Batteries to power turbines to speed.
We’re a dynamic duo, and I got just what you need.
Cause I’m your boy wanderer and I’m starting to wonder why.
Since that time I felt your utility belt.
Rubbing against my thigh.

Don’t wanna be lover baby that wouldn’t do the trick.
Don’t wanna be your lover baby Just wanna be your side kick.
Just wanna be your side kick.

(Break)

Don’t wanna be lover baby that wouldn’t do the trick.
Don’t wanna be your lover baby Just wanna be your side kick.
Just wanna be your side kick.

Just want to sucker punch a villain with you!
Track Name: Back & Forth
Back & Forth. Back & Forth
Life is just a bunch of ....

Waste of time...
Think your smart...
Find a Job...
Pays the Bills...
Find a Girl....
Cook and Clean...
Internet...
Sleep all Day.....
Watch the Clock...
Medicine .....
Wait to Die.
Track Name: Skip it: To the Money Shot
Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot.

I feel it deep deep down
And I'm about to burst
Waitin' on you people
Is surely just the worst

The clock is tickin'
And the seconds feel like hours
So get on the floor all you lazy wallflowers.

It doesn't even matter
if you haven't got a date
Just get this party started
and don’t debate.

I used to be like you
I thought I was to cool
But now I aint afraid
to act the fool

So move it right along now
Lets get on with the show

Everybody
Doesy do
Twist your ribs
Swivel your head

Everybody
Do the snail
Strike a pose
Touch your toes

Everybody
Bite your nails
Bust a Flip
Hit the Spot

Give it all you got
Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot.

Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot shot

Skit it to the money shot.

(Break)

I Feel it all around
I'm getting so impatient
we haven't got all day
So no more hesitatin'

We came here to have fun
You know you feel the hunger
So green light go
We aint getting any younger

I’m calling out all
of you procrastinators
Ive had it up to here
With you lazy couch potatoes.

So don’t dilly dally
Your draggin' really slow
We all got things to do
so hurry up lets go.

So come everybody
Lets get nauseous up in here.

everybody
Shake your tongue
Cut off your thumb
Play by ear

Everybody
Charles in Charge
marshmallow pie
Don’t even try

Everybody
Kick a drum
Get you some
Hit the spot

Give it all you got
Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot.

Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot shot

(Break)

So come on everybody
let's move it right along

Everybody
Doesy do
Twist your ribs
Swivel your head

Everybody
Do the snail
Strike a pose
Touch your toes

Everybody
Bite your nails
Bust a Flip
Hit the Spot

Give it all you got
Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot
Skip it to the money shot

Skip it to the money shot shot shot
Skip it to the money shot shot
Skip it to the money shot
Track Name: Can't Afford It
(Richie "Durt Poor" Rich)
Yo, Tape cassette of Alanis Morissette (I can’t afford it. )
Blue ray of cast away (I can’t afford it)

motorcycle with a basket and a leather jacket (I can’t afford it. )
But I’m so broke I can’t buy a joke

TV set with VCR
Shot a booze for everybody at the bar

3 speed speed toaster with HDMI
chili cheese fries and a mail order bride (I can’t afford it)

Cant afford Nintendo or cruise out on the sea .
Popcorn at the movies or a college degree .

Like to get the latest and the greatest in technology
Wanna buy an I phone but I gotta do my Laundry
can’t barely eat on my crappy salary.
So I'm hunting for a bargain or anything that’s free

(Hook)
All these things I really need Don’t call it an obsession
What you call junk I call material possessions.
Should I get a job or maybe mooch off all my friends?
Or get a credit card instead You know it never ends.
How can people live on just the Bare necessities
I need to buy a lot of things because it makes me happy.
you know you got a lot of hope when your dirt poor.
I gotta a lot I want but I want I cant afford.

(Timmy J)
To be vegan and gluten free (I can't afford it)
An ikea shopping spree (I can't afford it)

My own tiny piece of the American dream,
Or at least some freeze dried space age ice cream.

But I can't afford to be a ballar when I got to Holla for the ol' mighty dolla but I can't afford to act serious cause I can't even afford these half assed lyric.

and I can't afford all the licks to the center of a tootsie pop
A manly moustache, like Geraldo. The gps coordinates of Waldo.

I can't afford to make another pop culture reference.
And I wish I could afford some fruity pebbles for breakfast.
I can't afford street cred, and I can't afford lessons
On how to make cool looking rap hand gestures.

(Hook)
All these things I really need Don’t call it an obsession
What you call junk I call material possessions.
Should I get a job or maybe mooch off all my friends?
Or get a credit card instead You know it never ends.
How can people live on just the Bare necessities
I need to buy a lot of things because it makes me happy.
you know you got a lot of hope when your dirt poor.
I gotta a lot I want but I want I cant afford.

(Killa Nerd)
Japanese Troma VHS tape (I can't afford it)
Spell book by professor Snape (I can't afford it)

Gold plated spaceman Pez
The 11th doctors bright red fez
Scratch to pay off the judges
Scrilla to squash all of my grudges

A politician that's sitting in my pocket
A visit to the moon in the first commercial rocket
A new hot rod that's angry and mean
Or an Adams family pinball machine

Production office with a personal arcade
My own holiday with cake and a parade
A garbage plate with hot wings and fries
A flying guillotine and a dozen samurais

All these things I really need Don’t call it an obsession
What you call junk I call material possessions.
Should I get a job or maybe mooch off all my friends?
Or get a credit card instead You know it never ends.
How can people live on just the Bare necessities
I need to buy a lot of things because it makes me happy.
you know you got a lot of hope when your dirt poor.
I gotta a lot I want but I want I cant afford.
Track Name: Happy Go Lucky Me
What ever happened to predictability?
What ever happened to my hopes and dreams?
What ever happened to shootin' the breeze?
What ever happened to happy go lucky me?

(say yeah ) (Say No) (Hear What I say)

What ever happened to feeling okay?
What ever happened to getting your way?
What ever happened to the sunny day?
What ever happened to Dave Coulier?

What ever happened to chivalry?
What ever happened to chuck e cheese?
What ever happened to JNCO Jeans?

What ever happened to happy go lucky me?
(say yeah ) (say no) (hear what I say)
What ever happened to happy go lucky me? (what ever happen)

(say yeah ) (say no) (hear what I say)

What ever happened to Etiquette?
What ever happened to the internet?
What ever happened to feeling regret?
What ever happened to... I... forget?

What ever happened to having fun?
What ever happened to my chewing gum?
What ever happened to Barbizon?
What ever happened to Viki Lawson?

What ever happened to velcro shoes?
What ever happened to the king of the Jews?
What ever happened to the way it use to be?
What ever happened to Happy go Lucky me?


(say yeah ) (say no) (hear what I say)

What ever happened to happy go lucky me? (what ever happen)
Track Name: Kookie Jar
Who Stole the Kookies from the Kookie Jar?
Someone Stole the Kookies from the Kookie Jar?

Was 
it you!?
 Who
 me?

 Yes
 you!
 Couldn’t 
be.
THEN 
WHO!?



La
 la 
la 
la 
Kookie
 Jar


Rub
 a
 dub 
dub 
3 
men 
in 
a 
tub


and who do you think was there?
The
 butcher 
the 
baker 
the 
candle stick 
maker


And 
all 
of 
the Kookies
!

 All
 of 
the Kookies 
too!!!!!


La
 la 
la 
la 
Kookie
 Jar

Track Name: Rock and Bowl
Rollin’ and Bowlin’, ya I’m a power house .
Girl I am really tellin’ you its true!
When I’m on the Lane, I am going insane!
300’s what I wanna do.

Now put your finger in the hole
Grab your ball like its your soul.

Now Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl!
Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl!
Lets Rock and Bowl!

Girl You might have Split but now I’m Gettin Turkeys.
10 frames to go and now I'm on my journey.
OWWW! I dropped a ball on my toe!
But that the danger that you gotta know!

Cause when your playin’ this game.
Aint bout no fortune and fame.

Now Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl!
Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl!
Lets Rock and Bowl!

The Gutter. The Gutter, avoid the Gutter

Strike a match cause I'm on fire!
Bowliin' after midnight I aint' ever getting tired.
One pin to win, is all I got to Score.
To make that trophy mine, and the lady's all adore me.

Oh well I lost…..but that’s the ways it goes….

Now Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl!
Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl!
Lets Rock and Bowl!

The Gutter. The Gutter, avoid the Gutter
Track Name: Banana Peels are Slippery
When I was just a toddler my mother would tell me

“Wash behind your ears and where the sun don’t shine,
Don’t watch Cartoons, cause there a waste of time.
They rot your eyes and they’re turn your brain to slime.
They have no morals, get your head out of the gutter.
Your leading your life into a life crime.”

But I never ,ever did what my mother would tell me.
cause every Saturday id be glued to the telly.

When I was just a kid I watched a lot TV,
mostly cartoons let me tell you what they taught me.
Violence is funny and nobody dies,
you got to have a catch praise and anvils fall from the sky.

Now I’m a 29 year old man living in his mothers house
still watching an animated cat and mouse.
I haven't found a job in but its no concern to me, cause the cartoons of the past let me tell you what they taught me ..

Everybody has 3 fingers and a thumb.
Storks are where babies come from.

Banana Peels are slippery so watch out for them.
If you misunderstood me then I’ll say it again.

When I was just a Child everything was so much better,
I had no worries just my favorite cartoon character,
Making me laugh and making me smile,
buying their toys and making me wild.

I got a girl friend now and she says “ Your immature,
stop wasting your life with this cartoon guff. ”
You sound just like my mother and I’ve really had enough
Cause the cartoons of the past let me tell you what they taught me…

Dead frogs can dance and sing
Acme makes everything.

Banana Peels are slippery so watch out for them.
If you misunderstood me then I’ll say it again.

All the nostalgia sold for profit
Plastic action figure land fills are what we bought and
I was so spoiled my mind is rotten
But TV has taught what I've not forgotten
Those grown ups will never understand my lack of
Attention span.

Banana Peels are slippery so watch out for them.
If you misunderstood me then I’ll say it again.

Ba na na Ba na na
Ba na na Ba na na
banana!
Track Name: Déjà Vu
You hate your job, Well Tell me more
I never heard that one before.

Your Depressed, and life's a bore
I never heard that one before.

You wanna hit it big, You wanna score
I never heard that one before.

I got no money I'm dirt poor
I never heard that one before.

Second verse same as the first…

I'm Stuck at an desk, and my butt is sore
I never heard that one before.

I Wanna Lose weight and tightin’ my core
I never heard that one before.

I'm not in love anymore
I never heard that one before.

The Debt collectors at my front door
I never heard that one before.

Second verse same as the first…
A little bit louder and a little bit worse

Déjà Déjà vu
Every conversation reminds me of you

Sa La Sa La Ve ‘
Why are you stuck in my Memory .

All the warning signs you ignore
I never heard that one before.

I'm a vegan And not a carnivore.
I never heard that one before.

There's a Hollywood celebrity that I adore.
I never heard that one before.

I am woman Hear me roar.
I never heard that one before.

Getting outta bed Is such a chore.
I never heard that one before.

I got a wooden leg in the second wold war
I never heard that one before.

All you lazy wallflowers Get on the floor
I never heard that one before.

Fear of the future! And What's in store
I never heard that one before.

Déjà Déjà vu
Don’t ask questions you don’t want answer to.

Sa La Sa La Ve ‘
Don’t act like your more important then me.

Déjà Déjà vu
Why does
Every conversation reminds me of you

Sa La Sa La Ve ‘
Please tell me!
Why are you stuck in my Memory .
Track Name: The Last
What do you do
when the odds are against you?
I'll try and pull through even though
Even though I don't got a clue.
I guess I got a lot of growing up to do.

but I'm sick. I'm always sick.
And I'm procrastinating again.
I must confess I'm always stressed.
But you'll see... You have not heard the last of me!

Any other schmuck would have given up
You'd have thunk I would have had enough
There's those that want me to just shut up
You've not heard the last of me!

Surely I'm worried Of what tomorrow brings.
But I'm in this 'til the end, I won't be finished
until the fat lady sings.

But I'm anxious! I'm so dang anxious!
I found a job but it's so thankless!
I must confess I'm always stressed.
But you'll see... You've not heard the last of me!

Any other schmuck... No matter what I'll keep my chin up
Even though I'm stuck with such dumb luck
Don't got the brains But I got the guts
You've not heard the last of me!

but I'm bored! I'm so dang bored!
So I'm masturbating again.
I must confess I'm always stressed.
But you'll see... You have not heard the last of me!