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Bolonium

by Bolonium

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Austin Ash Lemon
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Austin Ash Lemon Flying right off the screen of an early 80s MTV video, Bolonium's debut album is a super fun, quirky lo-fi journey. Like Barnes & Barnes and DEVO before them, this band has crafted an effortlessly catchy, cohesive, and (above all else) interesting record. Favorite track: Skip it to the money shot.
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1.
Blast Off 03:16
Blast off! Blast On! Attention earthlings better take me to your leader… I'm your inter stellar fella, and your number one cadet My cosmic powers will really blow your circuits When I moon walk you know I really work it (work it) I got the rocket fuel and you just gotta burn it Come on baby, get stuck in my orbit! The Sky’s the limit, we might no make it back. I'll travel light years away , I hope you brought a snack and Once I’m done with duty, you know that I’ll be FAMOUS! I’ll crash my rubber rocket straight into PLUTO? Get your systems checked , cause were going on a mission. Countdown on the launchpad, to ignition. Blast Off ! Blast On! Mission Control ! Rock and Roll! “Uh Houston I think we have a problem” “Captain she cannot take no more” “That’s one giant leap for man, one small step for Bolonium” “Dave I’m afraid I can't allow you to do that” "Klattu, Barada, Nikto" “Jane stop this crazy thing” “Great Shot kid now don’t get cocky” Countdown on the launchpad, to ignition. Mission Control (Blast off! ) Rock and Roll (Blast on! )
2.
She's Wow 03:33
Lipstick lips and a luscious set of hips. She’s got the whole crowed of heads turnin’ in to droolin’ chimps. She’s got cotton candy panties and socks up to her knee’s. I can’t look away cause she’s got her eyes on me. I’m starting to shut down. I can’t think straight. I got to get her number got to ask her on a date. I can’t control my feelings I’m starting to turn soft, cause all she does is lead me on a ride I can’t get off. Oh How (WOW) You make me wanna smile, dance and sing. You make me wanna rip my brain right outta my skull. You make me wanna buy you everything. You make me feel completely invisible. Wow! Harmonizing eye’s that could hypnotize and a lovely pair of thighs that could paralyze. She’s got the hottest little body that I’ve ever seen. Oh I hope to sweet Jesus that she’s eighteen. I’m starting to get to the point where I lose control. I can’t sleep or even think till I reach the goal. Just when I think I found her I realize. that I’m lost, cause all she does is lead me on a ride I can’t get off. Oh How (WOW) You make me wanna fight until I win the battle. You make me question all the choices in my life. You make me wanna watch sleepless in Seattle. You make me wanna cut my eyes out with a knife. She’s wow I like her but she doesn't like me. She likes me but I don’t like her. (X6) Oh How (WOW) You make me feel like their could never be another. You make me stay in bed and never see the sun. You make me wanna introduce you to my Mother. You make me write a stupid song like this one. I don’t care care about anything that you do. I hope you die and go to hell, but don’t forget I love you.
3.
Side Kick! 03:50
Out of the night when the full moon is bright. I’ll fight by your side while waring these tights. Cause I'm a boy wonder and I'm wondering about you. I know your secret identity and I know you know mine too! But I Don’t wanna be lover baby that wouldn’t do the trick. Don’t wanna be your lover baby Just wanna be your side kick. Just wanna be your side kick. Batteries to power turbines to speed. We’re a dynamic duo, and I got just what you need. Cause I’m your boy wanderer and I’m starting to wonder why. Since that time I felt your utility belt. Rubbing against my thigh. Don’t wanna be lover baby that wouldn’t do the trick. Don’t wanna be your lover baby Just wanna be your side kick. Just wanna be your side kick. (Break) Don’t wanna be lover baby that wouldn’t do the trick. Don’t wanna be your lover baby Just wanna be your side kick. Just wanna be your side kick. Just want to sucker punch a villain with you!
4.
Back & Forth 02:58
Back & Forth. Back & Forth Life is just a bunch of .... Waste of time... Think your smart... Find a Job... Pays the Bills... Find a Girl.... Cook and Clean... Internet... Sleep all Day..... Watch the Clock... Medicine ..... Wait to Die.
5.
Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot. I feel it deep deep down And I'm about to burst Waitin' on you people Is surely just the worst The clock is tickin' And the seconds feel like hours So get on the floor all you lazy wallflowers. It doesn't even matter if you haven't got a date Just get this party started and don’t debate. I used to be like you I thought I was to cool But now I aint afraid to act the fool So move it right along now Lets get on with the show Everybody Doesy do Twist your ribs Swivel your head Everybody Do the snail Strike a pose Touch your toes Everybody Bite your nails Bust a Flip Hit the Spot Give it all you got Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot. Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skit it to the money shot. (Break) I Feel it all around I'm getting so impatient we haven't got all day So no more hesitatin' We came here to have fun You know you feel the hunger So green light go We aint getting any younger I’m calling out all of you procrastinators Ive had it up to here With you lazy couch potatoes. So don’t dilly dally Your draggin' really slow We all got things to do so hurry up lets go. So come everybody Lets get nauseous up in here. everybody Shake your tongue Cut off your thumb Play by ear Everybody Charles in Charge marshmallow pie Don’t even try Everybody Kick a drum Get you some Hit the spot Give it all you got Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot. Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot shot (Break) So come on everybody let's move it right along Everybody Doesy do Twist your ribs Swivel your head Everybody Do the snail Strike a pose Touch your toes Everybody Bite your nails Bust a Flip Hit the Spot Give it all you got Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot Skip it to the money shot Skip it to the money shot shot shot Skip it to the money shot shot Skip it to the money shot
6.
(Richie "Durt Poor" Rich) Yo, Tape cassette of Alanis Morissette (I can’t afford it. ) Blue ray of cast away (I can’t afford it) motorcycle with a basket and a leather jacket (I can’t afford it. ) But I’m so broke I can’t buy a joke TV set with VCR Shot a booze for everybody at the bar 3 speed speed toaster with HDMI chili cheese fries and a mail order bride (I can’t afford it) Cant afford Nintendo or cruise out on the sea . Popcorn at the movies or a college degree . Like to get the latest and the greatest in technology Wanna buy an I phone but I gotta do my Laundry can’t barely eat on my crappy salary. So I'm hunting for a bargain or anything that’s free (Hook) All these things I really need Don’t call it an obsession What you call junk I call material possessions. Should I get a job or maybe mooch off all my friends? Or get a credit card instead You know it never ends. How can people live on just the Bare necessities I need to buy a lot of things because it makes me happy. you know you got a lot of hope when your dirt poor. I gotta a lot I want but I want I cant afford. (Timmy J) To be vegan and gluten free (I can't afford it) An ikea shopping spree (I can't afford it) My own tiny piece of the American dream, Or at least some freeze dried space age ice cream. But I can't afford to be a ballar when I got to Holla for the ol' mighty dolla but I can't afford to act serious cause I can't even afford these half assed lyric. and I can't afford all the licks to the center of a tootsie pop A manly moustache, like Geraldo. The gps coordinates of Waldo. I can't afford to make another pop culture reference. And I wish I could afford some fruity pebbles for breakfast. I can't afford street cred, and I can't afford lessons On how to make cool looking rap hand gestures. (Hook) All these things I really need Don’t call it an obsession What you call junk I call material possessions. Should I get a job or maybe mooch off all my friends? Or get a credit card instead You know it never ends. How can people live on just the Bare necessities I need to buy a lot of things because it makes me happy. you know you got a lot of hope when your dirt poor. I gotta a lot I want but I want I cant afford. (Killa Nerd) Japanese Troma VHS tape (I can't afford it) Spell book by professor Snape (I can't afford it) Gold plated spaceman Pez The 11th doctors bright red fez Scratch to pay off the judges Scrilla to squash all of my grudges A politician that's sitting in my pocket A visit to the moon in the first commercial rocket A new hot rod that's angry and mean Or an Adams family pinball machine Production office with a personal arcade My own holiday with cake and a parade A garbage plate with hot wings and fries A flying guillotine and a dozen samurais All these things I really need Don’t call it an obsession What you call junk I call material possessions. Should I get a job or maybe mooch off all my friends? Or get a credit card instead You know it never ends. How can people live on just the Bare necessities I need to buy a lot of things because it makes me happy. you know you got a lot of hope when your dirt poor. I gotta a lot I want but I want I cant afford.
7.
What ever happened to predictability? What ever happened to my hopes and dreams? What ever happened to shootin' the breeze? What ever happened to happy go lucky me? (say yeah ) (Say No) (Hear What I say) What ever happened to feeling okay? What ever happened to getting your way? What ever happened to the sunny day? What ever happened to Dave Coulier? What ever happened to chivalry? What ever happened to chuck e cheese? What ever happened to JNCO Jeans? What ever happened to happy go lucky me? (say yeah ) (say no) (hear what I say) What ever happened to happy go lucky me? (what ever happen) (say yeah ) (say no) (hear what I say) What ever happened to Etiquette? What ever happened to the internet? What ever happened to feeling regret? What ever happened to... I... forget? What ever happened to having fun? What ever happened to my chewing gum? What ever happened to Barbizon? What ever happened to Viki Lawson? What ever happened to velcro shoes? What ever happened to the king of the Jews? What ever happened to the way it use to be? What ever happened to Happy go Lucky me? (say yeah ) (say no) (hear what I say) What ever happened to happy go lucky me? (what ever happen)
8.
Kookie Jar 03:06
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9.
Rollin’ and Bowlin’, ya I’m a power house . Girl I am really tellin’ you its true! When I’m on the Lane, I am going insane! 300’s what I wanna do. Now put your finger in the hole Grab your ball like its your soul. Now Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock and Bowl! Girl You might have Split but now I’m Gettin Turkeys. 10 frames to go and now I'm on my journey. OWWW! I dropped a ball on my toe! But that the danger that you gotta know! Cause when your playin’ this game. Aint bout no fortune and fame. Now Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock and Bowl! The Gutter. The Gutter, avoid the Gutter Strike a match cause I'm on fire! Bowliin' after midnight I aint' ever getting tired. One pin to win, is all I got to Score. To make that trophy mine, and the lady's all adore me. Oh well I lost…..but that’s the ways it goes…. Now Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock! Lets Roll! Lets Bowl! Lets Rock and Bowl! The Gutter. The Gutter, avoid the Gutter
10.
When I was just a toddler my mother would tell me “Wash behind your ears and where the sun don’t shine, Don’t watch Cartoons, cause there a waste of time. They rot your eyes and they’re turn your brain to slime. They have no morals, get your head out of the gutter. Your leading your life into a life crime.” But I never ,ever did what my mother would tell me. cause every Saturday id be glued to the telly. When I was just a kid I watched a lot TV, mostly cartoons let me tell you what they taught me. Violence is funny and nobody dies, you got to have a catch praise and anvils fall from the sky. Now I’m a 29 year old man living in his mothers house still watching an animated cat and mouse. I haven't found a job in but its no concern to me, cause the cartoons of the past let me tell you what they taught me .. Everybody has 3 fingers and a thumb. Storks are where babies come from. Banana Peels are slippery so watch out for them. If you misunderstood me then I’ll say it again. When I was just a Child everything was so much better, I had no worries just my favorite cartoon character, Making me laugh and making me smile, buying their toys and making me wild. I got a girl friend now and she says “ Your immature, stop wasting your life with this cartoon guff. ” You sound just like my mother and I’ve really had enough Cause the cartoons of the past let me tell you what they taught me… Dead frogs can dance and sing Acme makes everything. Banana Peels are slippery so watch out for them. If you misunderstood me then I’ll say it again. All the nostalgia sold for profit Plastic action figure land fills are what we bought and I was so spoiled my mind is rotten But TV has taught what I've not forgotten Those grown ups will never understand my lack of Attention span. Banana Peels are slippery so watch out for them. If you misunderstood me then I’ll say it again. Ba na na Ba na na Ba na na Ba na na banana!
11.
Déjà Vu 03:51
You hate your job, Well Tell me more I never heard that one before. Your Depressed, and life's a bore I never heard that one before. You wanna hit it big, You wanna score I never heard that one before. I got no money I'm dirt poor I never heard that one before. Second verse same as the first… I'm Stuck at an desk, and my butt is sore I never heard that one before. I Wanna Lose weight and tightin’ my core I never heard that one before. I'm not in love anymore I never heard that one before. The Debt collectors at my front door I never heard that one before. Second verse same as the first… A little bit louder and a little bit worse Déjà Déjà vu Every conversation reminds me of you Sa La Sa La Ve ‘ Why are you stuck in my Memory . All the warning signs you ignore I never heard that one before. I'm a vegan And not a carnivore. I never heard that one before. There's a Hollywood celebrity that I adore. I never heard that one before. I am woman Hear me roar. I never heard that one before. Getting outta bed Is such a chore. I never heard that one before. I got a wooden leg in the second wold war I never heard that one before. All you lazy wallflowers Get on the floor I never heard that one before. Fear of the future! And What's in store I never heard that one before. Déjà Déjà vu Don’t ask questions you don’t want answer to. Sa La Sa La Ve ‘ Don’t act like your more important then me. Déjà Déjà vu Why does Every conversation reminds me of you Sa La Sa La Ve ‘ Please tell me! Why are you stuck in my Memory .
12.
The Last 04:45
What do you do when the odds are against you? I'll try and pull through even though Even though I don't got a clue. I guess I got a lot of growing up to do. but I'm sick. I'm always sick. And I'm procrastinating again. I must confess I'm always stressed. But you'll see... You have not heard the last of me! Any other schmuck would have given up You'd have thunk I would have had enough There's those that want me to just shut up You've not heard the last of me! Surely I'm worried Of what tomorrow brings. But I'm in this 'til the end, I won't be finished until the fat lady sings. But I'm anxious! I'm so dang anxious! I found a job but it's so thankless! I must confess I'm always stressed. But you'll see... You've not heard the last of me! Any other schmuck... No matter what I'll keep my chin up Even though I'm stuck with such dumb luck Don't got the brains But I got the guts You've not heard the last of me! but I'm bored! I'm so dang bored! So I'm masturbating again. I must confess I'm always stressed. But you'll see... You have not heard the last of me!

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Self titled first album from the only band that is full of "Bolonium"
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released May 5, 2015

Music and Lyrics by Richard Taylor and Tim Johnson

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Bolonium is an original Art/Punk project started by filmmakers and musicians.

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