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Cosplay Suit

from Snacktacular by Bolonium

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lyrics

I've waited all year long
to dress up for the con
I'll put my costume on
pretend I'm big and strong

Yes it's that time again
I'll become facebook friends
and pose for pictures with
a dozen Harley Quinns

Slave Leia was a babe
She's probably half my age
I'd rather play vidja games
than conversate anyways

Money I'll hemorrhage
There's another drunk Rick
Is it just me or do those anime kids
seem so incestuous?

Standing in line to meet the dad from Ferris Beuller
I can't believe I drank so much Ecto Cooler
I was about to bust, but by the time I got to the pisser
I had to ask Gandalf the wizard to help me unzip my zipper

But it was too late
Cause I just Peed a Little in my cosplay suit...it's the truth.
I just Peed a little in my cosplay suit.... its the truth.

Doesn't Spiderman ever use the can?
Doesn't Dr. Who ever use the Loo?
Doesn't Frodo ever have to go?
Doesn't Wolverine ever have to peen...
like me? Like me? Like me?

Soggy, I hit the floor
Assimilate just like the Borg
I'll try to use the force
On Voldemort and Dumbledore

This fiction I adore
Escapism I want more
And I will try to ignore
That I'm a consumer whore

I sure hope no one notices this giant pee stain
I can't believe I just high fived Dean Cain

This is so embarrassing, yet it is pleasantly warm though
I can't believe I shook hands with Kevin Sorbo

But listen, I'm a big boy, yeah I ain't no whiner!
I can't believe I gave a hug to Brent Spiner

“And he was such a nice guy...
I mean you don’t expect celebrities to be nice but he was really cool.”

And it made me pee a little in my cosplay suit...its the truth.
I just Peed a little in my cosplay suit.... its the truth.

“Now if you ever peed in your cosplay suit
Do the Bladder Dance! Like this.... like this, like this, gotta take a wiz.”

Doesn't Iron Man ever use the can?
Doesn't Pikachu ever take a poo?
Doesn't Deadpool ever drown a stool?
Doesn’t Master Luke ever blast a duke?
Does Donatello let the yellow mellow?
Is Wesley Crusher a double Flusher?
Don't stormtroopers ever use the pooper like me?
Like me? Like me?

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from Snacktacular, released September 24, 2019

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